It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.
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Whoa, slow down there, maestro. There's a *New* Mexico? Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks *and* blows.
The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity… I was saying "Boo-urns. " Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
Thank you, steal again. Marge, you being a cop makes you the man! Which makes me the woman — and I have no interest in that, besides occasionally wearing the underwear, which as we discussed, is strictly a comfort thing.
Our differences are only skin deep, but our sames go down to the bone. But, Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills. You're from two different worlds… Oh, I've wasted my life. I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man? A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner.
Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot.
I've had it with this school, Skinner. Low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children… We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.
I don't like being outdoors, Smithers. For one thing, there's too many fat children. I was saying "Boo-urns." I was saying "Boo-urns." Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! …And the fluffy kitten played with that ball of string all through the night. On a lighter note, a Kwik-E-Mart clerk was brutally murdered last night.
Oh, I'm in no condition to drive. Wait a minute. I don't have to listen to myself. I'm drunk. I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Look out, Itchy! He's Irish! Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
Inflammable means flammable? What a country. Last night's "Itchy and Scratchy Show" was, without a doubt, the worst episode *ever.* Rest assured, I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world.